It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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