too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
vagina is talking i cant
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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