when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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