Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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