There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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