So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We talked him into tasing himself.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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