Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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