Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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