I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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