did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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