i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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