so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When did angry sex become our thing?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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