I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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