Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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