Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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