around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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