I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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