the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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