I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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