Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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