she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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