i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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