I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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