"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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