is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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