I want to make a zoo with you.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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