dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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