i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize