Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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