his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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