So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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