I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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