Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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