So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i was born a porn star she said
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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