When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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