You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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