i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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