Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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