turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Everyone says I win the strip club
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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