dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
