you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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