i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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