Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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