we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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