I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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