Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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