I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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its like you know when i get waxed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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