the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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