lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
one two three fourrrrnication!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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