Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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