Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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