FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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