ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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