i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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